dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

(via nishlo)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via bruisedbod1es)

walkerflexxasranger:

that recycled milk water from the first bowl sets that bitch all the way off

(via officialtylerperry2)